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LAND BIG $ALES
WITH THE HUMANS BEHIND FORTUNE
500 BRANDS.
linehouse london is a strategic branding studio for small female-owned businesses who want to land high-paying clients and customers.
WORKED WITH THE BIG DOGS.
NOW WORK WITH THE UNDERDOGS.
(COS YOU'RE MUCH COOLER)
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I'VE GOT 3 OTHER AGENCY TABS OPEN.
WHY SHOULD I WORK WITH YOU?
1. worked with the big dogs. now work with the underdogs.
We worked with Google, PepsiCo, Mars and other Fortune 500 companies for nearly a decade. Now we use all that experience to help smaller businesses. Companies that have something to stand for (and against), which makes the work better. And you're way cooler anyway. So what you get is the same level of work (+ all the secrets) but fewer zeros on the price tag.
2. focused on making you more $$$ bills.
(Or Great British Pounds but that doesn’t sound as cool.) A lot of agencies make pretty things that don’t work. But everything Linehouse does is based on a hard-working, solid strategy to get the best results. As well as being damn pretty.
3. female owned for female businesses.
We focus on helping female owned businesses grow — and we’re a majority female team ourselves. We curate small teams, all top tier people, from a network we’ve built over many years. And we also have a ‘no dickhead’ hiring policy which basically means we’re all lovely. *aww*
4. allergic to corporate BS and jargon.
We’ve had more than our fair share of ‘synergising’ on ‘blue sky thinking’. Now we just want to make cool shit. We don’t sell you things you don’t need and we don’t have any hidden agendas from holding companies or whatnot. (Oh, and you won’t be paying for our Christmas party.)
5. standing out is scary. being ignored is scarier.
We create bold, brave work. Because that’s the only way to stand out from your competition and get clients and sales. Too many businesses are safe, blend in and then ultimately fail. That ends here.
6. the f word: fun.
We take your business seriously — but we also take fun seriously. Because this is a big step for your business and goddam, you should enjoy the hell out of it.
7. based in london but it's the 21st century — so you don't need to be.
We work remotely because we've found it's more efficient. So your office can be in Timbuktu. Or it can be in the cupboard under the stairs. Just remember to BYOS (bring your own snacks).
8. ever after.
At each stage, we will give you all the tools you’ll need to grow. But even when the job is done, we won't ride off into the sunset. (We're not cowboys.) New project, question or doughnut recommendation, just holla.